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  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – green – Slothana: Certainty Sloth
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – green – Slothana: Certainty Sloth – engraving detail
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – gold – Slothana: Unseen but Real Sloth
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – gold – Slothana: Unseen but Real Sloth – engraving detail
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – purple – Slothana: Calm Is a Choice Sloth
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – purple – Slothana: Calm Is a Choice Sloth – engraving detail
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – azure blue – Slothana: Perfect Timing Sloth
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – azure blue – Slothana: Perfect Timing Sloth – engraving detail
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – red – Slothana: Let It Unfold Sloth
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – red – Slothana: Let It Unfold Sloth – engraving detail
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – green – Slothana: Savor the Reward Sloth
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – green – Slothana: Savor the Reward Sloth – engraving detail
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – red – Slothana: Right Moment Sloth – both sides
  • Aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm – blue – Slothana: Drinks Right Sloth – both sides
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KalinumX

Slothana aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm

Slothana aluminium bottle opener – 65 × 12 × 12 mm
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154,00 CZK
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Popis produktu

Slothana READY – finished engraved aluminium bottle openers. Every offered variant has double-sided laser engraving. Choose the specific text / design and corresponding colour. Each stock variant represents an already manufactured physical piece with the engraving shown in the photographs. This is not custom personalisation; for your own design, use the separate product via “Buy with a different design”.

Text / design and colour

  • Certainty Sloth – green: „Sloth doesn’t win with speed. But with certainty.“
  • Unseen but Real Sloth – gold-tone: „Sloth doesn’t need to be seen… to be real.“
  • Calm Is a Choice Sloth – purple: „Sloth knows calm isn’t escape. It’s a choice.“
  • Drinks Right Sloth – royal blue: double-sided laser engraving. One side: “$SLOTH” and “He drinks right.” The other: the Slothana logo and “Sloth doesn’t drink fast.” The photograph shows both sides; the price is for one opener.
  • Perfect Timing Sloth – azure blue: „Sloth does not rush — that’s why he arrives exactly on time.“
  • Let It Unfold Sloth – red: „Sloth doesn’t search for a path. He lets it unfold.“
  • Savor the Reward Sloth – green: „Sloth doesn’t chase reward. He savors it.“
  • Sloth at the Right Moment / Who Knows When to Open Beer? – red: laser engraving. One side: “Sloth at the right moment.” The other: “Who knows when to open beer?” The photograph shows both engraved texts. Delivery includes one opener, not a set of two.

Each opener is aluminium, measures 65 × 12 × 12 mm and weighs approximately 8 g. Each combination is stocked only in the quantity shown for its variant. Colours cannot be freely swapped between the finished designs.

Care

Clean with a dry soft cloth. Avoid abrasive products and strong impacts that could damage the anodised surface.

An independent physical product by KalinumX inspired by the Slothana community. It is not issued by Slothana developers and is not a token, investment product or promise of future value.

Materiál a zpracování

Každý produkt je zpracován s důrazem na detail, čistý vzhled a vhodnou technologii podle použitého materiálu.

  • Aluminium

Aluminium

Rozměry a jednotky

65 × 12 × 12 mm

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Péče o materiál

Dokončení a odeslání

Doprava a balení

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COMMUNITY ARTEFACT

Slothana, made physical

A ready-made object inspired by Slothana community culture — already produced, individually checked and sold as the listed stock piece.
01 COMMUNITY ROOTS

Born on the branch

Motifs and references come from Slothana community culture, memes and shared moments.
Digital lore, physical memory.
02 KALINUMX CRAFT

Made into a real object

Laser engraving, metal, stone, glass, leather or 3D printing turns the idea into a tactile artefact.
Made to be held, displayed and remembered.
03 READY STOCK

The piece already exists

This is a ready-made item, not a custom order. The listed stock, material and finish are what you are buying.
No production guesswork — the artefact is already here.

Community note

Independent Slothana community artefact by KalinumX

This is an independent, community-inspired physical product by KalinumX. It is not issued by Slothana developers, is not a token sale, not financial advice, not an investment product and includes no promise of future value.